A Texas man was arrested early Saturday afternoon in a shopping mall parking lot after the sherriff's office got a call that he was wishing a nigga would.

Authorities say around 1:30 pm DeJonTrey Williams pulled his newly purchased 88 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme into the parking lot after just having the car washed and wax with what should have been gas money. Herbet Henry, driving a 2014 BMW, came close to hitting the rusted back of the Cutlass and thats when police say things got out of hand.

Disney announced on Friday its plans to remake the popular 1992 Robin Harris film 'Bebe's Kid's' to kick off its new series of Heritage Films geared at the African American community.

"After the sucess of the Princess and the Frog, we knew there was an untapped market that needed to be addressed." Susan Miller head of the Muliticulture Department said. "We knew for our new Heritage series we wanted to tell the stories African Americans could recognize and form an emotional connection to."

Mariah Carey has had to cancel at least three performances after her wind machine was hospitalized earlier this week from exhaustion.

"We all saw this coming" one of Carey's backup singers said. "That machine puts in work. Its with her on and off stage all the time. I heard its even been in the shower with her."

Mariah, upon hearing the news rushed to be at her wind machine's side.

"She's absolutely devastated. No one blows her like that machine does."

A Nebraska woman admits she added her ex boyfriend's new girlfriend as a friend on Facebook just to be trifilin and start some sh*t.

"Now that me and him aren't together I have nothing going on. I'm just doing this to fuck with her and pass the time til I find a new man and his ex girl can do this to me."

The Make A Wish Foundation made a little girls dreams come true as they arranged for her to get her ass kicked in a video they would upload to the popular video sharing website WorldStarHipHop.

Singer and Basketball Wife Keyshia Cole is said to have sold a record number of fried tilapia, whiting and catfish dinners on the Grammy red carpet Sunday night.

Not asked to perform, appear, present, seat fill, or watch the show, Keyshia was allowed to sell hot plates as guests arrived to the venue.

(Jacksonville, Florida) A Florida woman's edges are in protective custody after saying they suffered years of abuse at the hands of their owner.

Dasani Flowers, 40, is being charged with not properly caring for her edges in a cycle of abuse they say went on for more than 20 years.

An area man fell victim to poisoning after trusting a big butt and a smile authorities are saying.

28 year old Da'Rango Coles says he glad to be back home and getting his life together after this horifying ordeal.

"I can't believe I didn't see the signs" Coles told reporters. "I started to sense something strang in my mind, but didn't think anything of it. When I couldn't shake the feeling I knew the situation was getting serious"

Neither Dr. Bobby Jones or Kim Kardashian are strangers to taking risks with bold fashions, so its no suprise the two have teamed up to launch SuitDazzle,a sister site to Kim's ShoeDazzle, that will sell some of Jones's signature bejewelled jackets as well as some designed by himself.

"We really wanted to create a line that spoke to today's Christian man that may want to add a little extra flare when walking up for offering or directing the chior. These suits say I love the Lord and sequence animal print jackets" said a spokesperson.

The hair wars rage on as a white student attending an HBCU was told to grow and afro, get her hair braided or possibly attempt to let it lock up, or be forced to leave the school.

Cindy White, a caucasian student attending a Historically Black College, said she was given 1 week to pick out a style from 'Black Hair' magazine or be kicked out of school.