A local chinese woman says she was horrified and humiliated after being followed while shopping by the black store owner.

Mei Tso says she stepped into Carl's Collectables in search of a gift for her father but the shopping trip soon turned sour when she realized the store owner was following her down each aisle.

"At first I thought he was being helpful," Tso said, wiping tears from her eyes. "Ever so often he would say, are you finding everything ok? Do you need any assistance? What were you looking to purchase? Typical questions."

Nicki Minaj found herself all up all up all up in the emergency room with the funny face, after her face got stuck during a recent performance.

Minaj, known for her wild facial expressions was in the middle of her verse off Kanye's Monster when she stopped rapping and waved her hands wildly yelling she couldn't move her face. The audience unaware of what was going on made the same face Nicki's was stuck in and waved their hands yelling "I can't move my face" for 30 minutes before anyone caught on that the rapper was in trouble.

The Caged Bird, known by his friends as Cecil, said he never met Maya Angelou, who made him famous after writing a biographical poem about his life on the inside.

"I don't get out much" Cecil told us while we fed him seeds through his cage bars. "So I was shocked she even knew who I was or knew my story."

At risk youth from communites all over the country have volunteered to teach NBA players about birth control and safe sex.

"It's hard out there for them, ya know" Converse Williams, founder of Teens Against Raw Ballin said in a recent interview. "There's so much temptation out there and we just want them to know they have alternatives to getting some random bust down pregnant, ruining their relationships, and going broke paying child support to someone who is a professional baller baby's mama"

Tie-my-bow-tie and other slain in the spirit phrases have been translated for the first time and are now available for you to learn at home as Rosetta Stone introduces the Holy Ghost Tongues version of its popular language learning software.

Atlanta Rapper Lil Brain was hospitalized late Monday night after shooting himself in a club bathroom after a fight with his alter ego Big Fuc Up escalated.

The feud started earlier this year when Big Fuc Up made a guest appearance on a track with Lil Flop a rival of Lil Brain's called No Brains and took shots at himself.

"Big Fuc gets all the chicks
While No Brains gay ass takes all the dicks
You dress up like a girl when nobodys lookin
Pretending you da black Martha Stewart when you cookin"

A Vermont woman was arrested last Thursday for stabbing her boyfriend after he kissed her during Scandal and she missed a moment of the show. DeWanda Williams waited until a commercial at 9:15 and stabbed her boyfriend and waited until 10:30 to call 911. When asked why she waited an additional 30 minutes after the show ended to call, Williams stated she usually needs 30 minutes after the show to get her mind together, call her girlfriends to talk about Olivia's jacket and update her Facebook status.

(Washington, DC) In a show of bipartisan support both the House and the Senate agreed to lower the effective minimum gas money rate back down to $5 dollars. The decision comes after several consecutive months of low gas prices and it being to cold to walk anywhere.

Will Smith is headed back to the big screen taking on the dual role of playing Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry as Madea in the filmmaker's biopic "Hallelujer".

Written, Produced, Co-Directed by Perry and directed by Derek Blanks, "Hallelujer" takes a dramatic look at Perry's rise to fame.

"He changed the way Hollywood looked at Black Films and Black Men in Drag," film historian Dexton Stein commented in the Times. "Not since Wesley Snipes played Noxema Jackson in To Wong Fu had such a huge impact been made."

A South Carolina judge has ruled that all narcotics must stay at least 100 feet away from DMX in a mandatory restraining order. Earlier this year the judge ordered DMX stay away from drugs but the former rap star refused.

"When the two of you get together, its no good for anyone." The judge stated in his ruling. "This is whats best for all of us."

"The room was filled with a huge sigh of relief" one courtroom witness told us "No one seemed more relieved than Cocaine"