Bill Gates Offers Young Thug $9,000,000 Cash To Stop Making Music; Read What Gates Had To Say

ATLANTA – It is being reported that Multi-Billionaire Microsoft founder, Bill Gates, has offered Atlanta Rapper Young Thug 9 Million dollars cash to stop making music.

Woman Cons $10K A Month By Asking Boyfriends For Abortion Money

A 27-year-old woman, Natasha Brown, was pulled over early Tuesday morning for a traffic violation. When officers decided to search her vehicle where they discovered $60,000 in cash. When asked why she had such a large amount of money she replied “I’m getting an abortion” she was taken into custody for further questioning.

Kanye West Files For Tax Exempt Status For “Church Of Yeezus”

People who enjoy the music and other creature ventures of music star Kanye West are no longer simply his fans, but his religious disciples… whether they want to be or not. That’s because West officially filed for tax exempt status in the United States this week, forming a new religion which he’s dubbed “The Church of Yeezus.”

God Denies Ever Speaking To Creflo Dollar

(Heaven, Eternity) In a statement released from Heaven early Sunday morning God denied having ever spoke to Pastor Creflo Dollar about purchasing a $65 Million Dollar private jet.

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K. Michelle's Anybody Wanna Buy A Heart Album First To Be Certified Asphalt By Billboard

The RIAA released its new categories for lower selling albums earlier today and K. Michelle's was one of the first to be certified Asphalt.

"This can be a tough business and we don't want anyone to feel left out" a spokesperson for the RIAA said. "Everyone deserves a certification even if only close relatives and a few friends from highschool purchased their album."

HP Denies Rumors of Beats By Chris Brown Headphones, Speakers

A representative from HP has denied rumors that they were partnering with Chris Brown to launch a new sound system line.

"Right now our finances couldn't take a hit. This type of deal might bruise our reputation and bleed out our accounts. It would take a lot of stitches to fix this type of thing were it to go wrong."

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Movie About 245 Missing Nigerian Schoolgirls To Feature All White Cast

Austrailian director Wallace Kirb has begun casting for his blockbuster 245 Schoolgirls, based on the kidnapping of 245 Nigerian girls, but says the movie will feature and all white cast.

The film will keep all names and locations the same just the race of the characters will be different. Though met with some opposition Kirb says it was an easy decision.

"Blacks love it when we tell their stories through a white lens, especially historical films. The race of the characters is umimportant as long as the heart of the film is there."

Red Cross To Donate Likes and Comments To Unliked Selfies on Facebook/Instagram

The Red Cross is tackling the unliked selfies epidemic head on by donating likes and comments to users who have posted selfies and recieved limited or no likes at all.

The initiative comes shortly after over 2 million users posted ignored selfies and threatened to take a break from the popular social networking site or deactivate their accounts.

Solange Knowles Challenges Floyd Mayweather to Defend Title

Fresh off her win against Jay Z, R&B Boxing Champion Solange "Hey Wait A Minute Ain't That Beyonce's Sister" Knowles has issued a challenge to the currently undefeated Floyd Mayweather Jr. to go one on one with her in the ring.

In her constant quest to distance herself from her sister's career, Solange recently took up soccer, kickboxing, kickball, MMA Fighting and most recently becoming Jay Z's 100th problem. Following the bout with her brother-in-law, Knowles called out Mayweather via twitter:

Chinese Shopper Horrified After Being Followed Around Store By Black Store Owner

A local chinese woman says she was horrified and humiliated after being followed while shopping by the black store owner.

Mei Tso says she stepped into Carl's Collectables in search of a gift for her father but the shopping trip soon turned sour when she realized the store owner was following her down each aisle.

"At first I thought he was being helpful," Tso said, wiping tears from her eyes. "Ever so often he would say, are you finding everything ok? Do you need any assistance? What were you looking to purchase? Typical questions."