Man Surprised To Find Halloween Candy In His Bag Of Meth

A man found Halloween candy mixed in with his bag of meth and cocaine in New Hampshire police say.

The meth heads are demanding answers after their connect allegedly dropped Snickers, Lollipops, and Pop Rocks instead of crack rocks in their bags over the weekend.

Police Chief Kevin Sims told ABC News an opiod addict's father found the candy where his son usually keeps his heroin and needles.

The father alerted the police after pulling out tootsie rolls and now or laters, Sims said.

Woman Says She'd Kill Herself If She Found Out She'd Fucked Lil Duval

While doing a radio interview video model Tracy Leport said she'd kill herself if she found out that a man she'd been dating was secretly Lil Duval.

About six minutes into the segment, the host asked the woman how she felt about comedians under 5 foot whos only claim to fame was instagram and Hip Hop Squares.

Leport said, in effect, she didn’t care. “I’m just doing my thing. Shout out to all the midget mediocre instagram comedians out there,” she said, using what is often considered a slur for short people. Her interviewers giggled at the remark.

Black LGBT Fans Furious After Tank Performs For Group of Unwed Mothers and Men With Multiple Baby Mamas

While R&B Superstar Tank has never been shy about the fact that he has supported loose women and men with low morals and multiple baby mamas, it seems several of his fans weren’t too pleased with his decision to perform at a church in Washington, D.C.

This weekend, Tank performed  to a large crowd of both men and women a a revival event this past Memorial Day weekend, and apparently, his own fans weren’t pleased by the decision, saying he was promoting promiscuitity and having children out of wedlock, for doing the event, along with other things.

Shortage of Fleet Enemas In DC Threaten To Cripple Black Pride Activities

As thousands descend upon DC for its annual black pride festivies, something other than the weekend's forecast for rain may put a damper on the celebration. Local retailers are stuggling to keep up with the demand for what many call a pride must have.  A Fleet Enema.

"We just can't keep them on the shelves" local CVS manager Kimberely Martin told us. "As soon as we put them out they're gone.  I saw one man come in and grab 10 at a time."

Popeyes To Start Construction On Supercenters In Urban Areas

Popeyes, the popular chicken franchise says it has big plans for 2017, including opening 4000 120,000 square foot supercenters.

The new superstores called Popeye's Big Roosters or Popeyes Big Cocks are being built to serve the food chains growing customer base.

Dionne Warwick Says DNA Test Will Prove Aretha Is Whitney's Godmother

Dionne Warwick is clapping back at claims that she committed libel by saying Aretha Franklin was Whitney Houston's godmother and says DNA will exonerate her.  

In a press release sent to the Associated Press via messenger pigeon Dionne fires back saying "I'm 1000 percent sure Hateretha is the godmother"  "Look at her and look at Whitney, they have the same eyes, teeth and everything"

Trouble started  Franklin sent “a lengthy fax” to the A.P. on Monday before calling Tuesday to discuss what she said was a “libelous” statement that Warwick made in 2012.

Why Black Feminists Should Stand Up For Tomi Lahren Now More Than Ever

Earlier this month Tomi Lahren was terminated from her job at The Blaze for an offense most black women and women of color know all to well.  Speaking their mind.  If we want to progress and move forward, one woman's struggles must be all our struggles.  Tomi is an example of what happens when a strong woman dares step outside the status quo and state her own opinion.

Tomi Lahren, the young, incendiary conservative commentator, is now suing her former boss, Glenn Beck, and his media firm, The Blaze, for wrongful termination over her pro-choice comments. 

Charlie Sheen Meets With Trump To Combat Inner Suburban Violence and Drug Use

Earlier today President Elect met with Charlie Sheen to discuss his administration's plans to tackle violence and drug use in Inner suburban communities.

"The suburbs are a disaster." Trump said during a press conference following the meeting. "The whites are doing meth and prescription drugs at an alarming rate. They have no jobs and no education. Dangerous places."

Meek Mill To Be Inducted Into Guinness World Records For Taking The Most Consecutive L's

Rapper Meek Mill who's real name is Robert Rihmeek Williams is being inducted into the Guiness World Records in a new set of "Urban Categories" aimed at hip hop and popular culture.  After polling readers and twitter the Guiness committee came up with the names and began to determin the eligiblity list.  One of the most popular new categories was one titled who had taken the most L's or losses over a consecutive period.

The Struggle Is Real: Keyshia Cole Signs Up As Uber Driver To Finance Album

Apparently selling fish dinners isn't enough.  In order to help finance her newest album and release it independently, Keyshia Cole has reportedly signed up as an Uber driver.  Avoiding traditional routes such as Kickstarter or GoFundMe, Cole will be getting up close and personal with fans to supplement income that would have come from her last cd which sold only 43,000 copies worldwide.

Music sales strategist Carl Fienstien called the idea genius.